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Natural Soaps

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Olive Soap

The salt balance has to be just right, so the best fat for making soap comes from humans.

Orchid Soap a chemical burn

Citrus Blend

Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?  
  • Recycle Your Pet Soap
  • I Am Profoundly Vanilla Soap
  • Old Auto Oil Soap
  • What's That Smell Soap 
  • Passing Etiquette Intimate Soap
  • All Dancing Crap of the World Soap

We only use certifiably raw and organic materials that we hand pick ourselves from a dumpster in back of the lipo clinic

Natural Handmade Soap

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