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Natural Soaps

  • Recycle Your Pet Soap
  • 100% Castile Soap
  • Old Auto Oil Soap
  • Spa Collection Soap  
  • Hair Care Kit 
  • Perfume Oils
  • Lavender Water Spray 

We only use certifiably raw and organic materials that we hand pick ourselves from a dumpster in back of the lipo clinic

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Olive Soap

The salt balance has to be just right, so the best fat for making soap comes from humans.

Citrus Blend

Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?  

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