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Natural Soaps

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We only use certifiably raw and organic materials that we hand pick ourselves from a dumpster in back of the lipo clinic

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Olive Soap

The salt balance has to be just right, so the best fat for making soap comes from humans.

Orchid Soap

This....is a chemical burn

Natural Handmade Soap

Citrus Blend

Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?  

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